someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
gossipgran: i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
alexisturtle: 10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need why doesn’t this have more notes?
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
My boyfriend refers to people having sex as “bucking that toosie”.
skillsy75: if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
pelluit: hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
65889) When I eat, I feel like people judge me for...
twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
mikalleangelo: so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend to meow and bark and stuff well how fucking weird would it be if animals could do that like they didn’t know what it meant or how to speak phrases but they could pick up on stuff we say and make the same noise like youd just be watching tv with your dog next to you and youd reach over to pet him and “bowel...
pudus: hey maybe if u dont want to be labeled as a sex offender how about u dont fucking rape people
americagiveup: Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay